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  • Adam and Eve. What's this? Artificial Intelligence. It'll help you write good. The Temptation of Adam by Jacopo Tintoretto. Text has been added.

    Prompt, Copy, Paste: AI Writing is Hard!

    The Inmate apologizes to all those AI writers he's been criticizing lately. A new meme. Some new satiric commentary. A new quote. We played Yahtzee tonight. I lost.

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  • Three old guys on a bench. We should have never gotten vaccine. Or the boosters. Or believed their lies. Three Strikes.

    Lies, Damned Lies and Covid Lies

    The science speaks! One new Covid meme and some old covid memes. Some incriminating quotes. The yellow tomatoes are good!

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  • Lord AI, write ten AI prompts I can use to prompt my AI to write an essay justifying my use of AI to write essays. Done! I'm partial to number 6.

    They’re……..Here……….AI Writers on Substack

    The AI invasion across Substack's borders began years ago. Is AI deportation still possible? With limited artistic ability The Inmate creates two memes from scratch. Some interesting quotes. Commentary that is not AI generated. A trashcan tried to escape down our street yesterday in the pouring rain.

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  • Strands parody meme: Strands. Find hidden words and uncover today's propaganda.

    Strands of Propaganda

    Propaganda infiltrates even the mundane. Stay alert, Inmates! A new meme. Some new commentary. A new quote. Thunder and lightening this morning, but no rain.

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  • In 2010, Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi stood beside Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Rome and declared that Europe must pay Libya five billion euros each year if it wished to remain European. He spoke without hesitation about the millions waiting to cross from Africa, describing vast numbers of poor and uneducated migrants whose arrival, he argued, would fundamentally transform the continent. He warned that Europe would cease to be recognizably European and asked what answer White Christian nations could possibly offer once such a movement gathered full momentum. He invoked the memory of the barbarian invasions that had brought down the old Roman order, presenting himself as the final barrier between Africa and Europe. Berlusconi offered no meaningful reply.

    Constantin von Hoffmeister

  • It is not a hatred for Islam or Muslims; have we not tolerated them along with all other religions, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, etc.? But what we are witnessing is not tolerance, but subjection. No other religion asks of its Christian neighbors to hide their dogs, cover their women, refrain from BBQ and bacon. None other demands to spread their daily prayers into the air, much worse than a preacher on a street corner, for the call to prayer reaches out miles from the source to annoy and antagonize the Christian population. When are Muslims ticketed for violations of the sound ordinances? What other American could so blatantly defy the powers of government or even an HOA with such impunity?

    T.L.Davis

  • Imam wants me to marry a Muslim. Here's my letter to him.

    The Imam’s Daughter by Hannah Shah

    The author escapes beatings, rapes and Islam eventually converting to Christianity. 3 new memes. New commentary. Good quotes. I've been killing worms in the garden with my bare hands.

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  • Parody Time Cover: SLIME: The Familiar Face of Evil Returns. Fauci

    Face of Evil

    The slimeball returns today for senate hearings. A new quote. A new meme. That is all. Tea is good this morning...like it is every morning.

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  • Charles Dickens in his study thinking: I need to think of a good AI prompt for my next novel.

    The God They Rejected Isn’t Real by A.C. Rosenthal (or is it A.I. Rosenthal?)

    Is A.C. Rosenthal an AI? Does he predominantly use AI to write his essays? Hell if I know, but here are some thoughts. A book review too. Lots of new memes. Lots of quotes. Two essays for the price of one. Temperature is dropping but no rain yet.

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  • Uncle Sam: Dammit! Pass the Save America Act!

    Nervous Nefarious Newsom

    Gavin Newsom attempts to persuade his base to send them money to stop the Orange Man. One new meme. Once old one. Some commentary. A nice quote. We just turned the AC on...don't tell Europe.

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  • Okoro, Ikoba, and colleagues did something almost too obvious to be radical: they simply compared COVID-19 deaths in the pre-vaccine period against the vaccination period —using the WHO’s own data— and asked what happened.

    Here’s what happened:

    • Africa: 43.3% increase in COVID deaths with vaccination
    • Eastern Mediterranean: 350.9% increase
    • South-East Asia: 403.7% increase
    • Europe: 496.5% increase
    • Americas: 705.9% increase
    • Western Pacific1,275.0% increase

    Let that sit for a moment. The Western Pacific region —Australia, Japan, South Korea, countries with advanced healthcare systems and very high vaccination uptake— saw COVID deaths multiply by nearly 13-fold after the vaccines were deployed.

    World Council for Health

  • Classical Arabic sources associate deen with obedience, submission, judgment, authority, governance, requital, and an entire system of life lived under a higher authority. Quranic usage reinforces this broader meaning. Deen is used in connection with legislation, enforcement, reward and punishment, social order, political authority, and the system Allah intends to prevail over all others. The dominion verses – Koran 9:33, 48:28, and 61:9 – all use the word deen, not religion, creed, or church.

    Elaine Ellinger

  • Infidel, Islam is a religion of peace! Muslim, someone should have told Muhammad.

    The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam (And the Crusades) by Robert Spencer

    The Crusades were a necessary response to Islamic aggression. Three new memes. Commentary. Some good quotes. The storm decimated my corn patch.

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  • Some crusaders. Where are we going? CNN, ABC, NBC and CBS would not air Trump’s speech on the 2020 stolen election. Knowing it would incriminate them.

    Stolen Election Memes

    The 2020 election was stolen. We must never forget. It must never happen again. Minimal commentary. One new meme. Lots of old memes. Chicken and potatoes are in the oven.

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    Games Muslims Play

    I have already listed The Religion of Peace website in resources, but this is such an excellent section of the site, I've decided to showcase it on its own.

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    BREAKING: Largest Real-World Analysis of Ivermectin + Mebendazole in Cancer Patients Shows 84.4% Clinical Benefit — Nearly HALF Report Cancer Disappearance or Regression

    "After just 6 months, 48.4% of cancer patients taking ivermectin and mebendazole reported no evidence of disease (32.8%) or tumor regression (15.6%), while 36.1% reported disease stabilization."

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  • Promethean Action home page. Excellent website.

    Promethean Action

    From their about page: "Donald Trump now understands the pure evil of the Olympians and has not and will not bend to them."

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    The Covid Index

    The Covid Index is an extensive, growing directory of evidence exposing the many falsehoods promoted by dishonest officials and major media outlets throughout the COVID-19 experience. Collectively known as the 'Covid Narrative,' these false claims deceived the public about consequential issues, fueled harmful divisiveness, and ruined many lives.

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  • Religion of Peace Website

    The Religion of Peace (TROP)

    TROP is a non-political, fact-based site which examines the ideological threat that Islam poses to human dignity and freedom

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    Jihad Watch

    Jihad Watch is dedicated to bringing public attention to the role that jihad theology and ideology play in the modern world and to correcting popular misconceptions about the role of jihad and religion in modern-day conflicts. By shedding as much light as possible on these matters, we hope to alert people of good will to the true nature of the present global conflict.

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    James Howard Kunstler

    Always enjoy the insights of Mr. Kunstler! Subscribe to his Substack, you won't be disappointed....well, I guess you might, since you're not me, but give it a try and see.

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    Coffee & Covid — Jeff Childers

    Jeff Childers, an attorney, writes almost everyday and his insights and humor are well worth the read.

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  • Journal of Independent Medicine (website screenshot)

    Journal of Independent Medicine

    The Journal of Independent Medicine is dedicated to advancing unbiased, multi-specialty medical research, with a focus on alternative therapies, repurposed drugs, medical ethics, and healthcare policies. By publishing essential scientific research and insights from leading global experts, the journal aims to shed light on critical, often-overlooked issues affecting the medical community.

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    The Polio Vaccine Deception: How a Tainted Medical Experiment Unleashed Cancer, Autoimmune Disease, and the Very Epidemic It Claimed to Stop

    "Government cover-up: Scientists who exposed the contamination were silenced, demoted, or dismissed." — Exposing the Darkness

    Read more The Polio Vaccine Deception: How a Tainted Medical Experiment Unleashed Cancer, Autoimmune Disease, and the Very Epidemic It Claimed to Stop »

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