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  • No more Trump cigars. Okay, maybe just one more.

    MSM Resolve!

    The Mainstream Media shut down their Trump writers and AIs just long enough to realize how irrelevant they are. Two new memes. Some short commentary. A good quote. My afternoon beer is going down smoothly.

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  • Mother looking at her little baby. I know what Lindsay Clancy is going through. I don't like the way you're lookin' at me.

    A Minor Proposal

    A proposal to deal with minors in a humane and civilized way. Satire based on Jonathan Swift. Three new memes. Life is sometimes like a pinball machine: your scores keeps going up, but you get bounced around a lot.

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  • Me refusing to write with AI. It ain't much, but it's honest work.

    Writing Without a Net or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Write What I Want

    My writing journey. Advice from me and others who write way better than I do. Five new memes. Lots of great quotes. I still look forward to my tea every morning.

    Read more Writing Without a Net or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Write What I Want »

  • Hunting With My Dog in Suburbia

    Taking a break from the craziness and the crazies with a story about my dog. No memes. No quotes. A few images. The garden is winding down.

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  • Obviously, anyone who would kill children like this should be executed, and all the more so if she is too mentally defective to know that killing children is wrong. With that caveat out of the way, I also know that the social engineers (1) hate us and want to harm us and (2) use stories like this to manipulate us and to divert our time, energy, and attention towards things that benefit them and harm us. And I know that they lie. Constantly. About everything. And no lie is too big for them to tell with a straight face. Whether this facts of this case really happened or not, the bottom line remains this: be cautious, because the social engineers are doubtlessly steering the public controversy in a harmful direction.

    — Daniel D

  • By training people to view loved ones as threats, the mechanism functions as a devastating segue into attacking the family unit itself. Marriage, parenthood, and private family life are recast as environments to be monitored and managed by institutions. The more fear and suspicion inserted between family members, the easier it becomes to weaken the family as an independent source of loyalty and protection. Fragmented families are easier to govern because people increasingly look to authorities for security once found in each other.

    — Morgan Charles

  • OTTO AND ERWIN AGAINST THE WORLD. Otto, You hear about this AI, this artificial intelligence? I don’t eat no artificial food and I ain’t listening to no artificial intelligence. Did he just say food? Original black and white cartoon by Homer Davenport, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons. Colorized with AI. Dog is totally AI generated.

    AI That Humanizes AI Text So AI Detectors Can’t Detect the AI Text—That is Still AI Text

    What's an AI Humanizer and who is the Unawriter? New commentary. Some fiction. 2 new memes. Some quotes from the guilty parties. My granola and yoghurt is good.

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  • You can't be suspicious of me just because I'm a Muslim. I can.

    Intifada on the Hudson: The Selling of Zohran Mamdani by Robert Spencer

    Mamdani doesn't think you should be suspicious of him just because he's a Muslim. I disagree. Three new memes. A new book review. Some good quotes. I love these organic frozen peaches.

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  • Adam and Eve. What's this? Artificial Intelligence. It'll help you write good. The Temptation of Adam by Jacopo Tintoretto. Text has been added.

    Prompt, Copy, Paste: AI Writing is Hard!

    The Inmate apologizes to all those AI writers he's been criticizing lately. A new meme. Some new satiric commentary. A new quote. We played Yahtzee tonight. I lost.

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  • Three old guys on a bench. We should have never gotten vaccine. Or the boosters. Or believed their lies. Three Strikes.

    Lies, Damned Lies and Covid Lies

    The science speaks! One new Covid meme and some old covid memes. Some incriminating quotes. The yellow tomatoes are good!

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  • In 2010, Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi stood beside Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Rome and declared that Europe must pay Libya five billion euros each year if it wished to remain European. He spoke without hesitation about the millions waiting to cross from Africa, describing vast numbers of poor and uneducated migrants whose arrival, he argued, would fundamentally transform the continent. He warned that Europe would cease to be recognizably European and asked what answer White Christian nations could possibly offer once such a movement gathered full momentum. He invoked the memory of the barbarian invasions that had brought down the old Roman order, presenting himself as the final barrier between Africa and Europe. Berlusconi offered no meaningful reply.

    — Constantin von Hoffmeister

  • It is not a hatred for Islam or Muslims; have we not tolerated them along with all other religions, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, etc.? But what we are witnessing is not tolerance, but subjection. No other religion asks of its Christian neighbors to hide their dogs, cover their women, refrain from BBQ and bacon. None other demands to spread their daily prayers into the air, much worse than a preacher on a street corner, for the call to prayer reaches out miles from the source to annoy and antagonize the Christian population. When are Muslims ticketed for violations of the sound ordinances? What other American could so blatantly defy the powers of government or even an HOA with such impunity?

    — T.L.Davis

  • Lord AI, write ten AI prompts I can use to prompt my AI to write an essay justifying my use of AI to write essays. Done! I'm partial to number 6.

    They’re……..Here……….AI Writers on Substack

    The AI invasion across Substack's borders began years ago. Is AI deportation still possible? With limited artistic ability The Inmate creates two memes from scratch. Some interesting quotes. Commentary that is not AI generated. A trashcan tried to escape down our street yesterday in the pouring rain.

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  • Strands parody meme: Strands. Find hidden words and uncover today's propaganda.

    Strands of Propaganda

    Propaganda infiltrates even the mundane. Stay alert, Inmates! A new meme. Some new commentary. A new quote. Thunder and lightening this morning, but no rain.

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    Games Muslims Play

    I have already listed The Religion of Peace website in resources, but this is such an excellent section of the site, I've decided to showcase it on its own.

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  • Resources from The Asylum

    BREAKING: Largest Real-World Analysis of Ivermectin + Mebendazole in Cancer Patients Shows 84.4% Clinical Benefit — Nearly HALF Report Cancer Disappearance or Regression

    "After just 6 months, 48.4% of cancer patients taking ivermectin and mebendazole reported no evidence of disease (32.8%) or tumor regression (15.6%), while 36.1% reported disease stabilization."

    Read more BREAKING: Largest Real-World Analysis of Ivermectin + Mebendazole in Cancer Patients Shows 84.4% Clinical Benefit — Nearly HALF Report Cancer Disappearance or Regression »

  • Promethean Action home page. Excellent website.

    Promethean Action

    From their about page: "Donald Trump now understands the pure evil of the Olympians and has not and will not bend to them."

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  • Resources from The Asylum

    The Covid Index

    The Covid Index is an extensive, growing directory of evidence exposing the many falsehoods promoted by dishonest officials and major media outlets throughout the COVID-19 experience. Collectively known as the 'Covid Narrative,' these false claims deceived the public about consequential issues, fueled harmful divisiveness, and ruined many lives.

    Read more The Covid Index »

  • Religion of Peace Website

    The Religion of Peace (TROP)

    TROP is a non-political, fact-based site which examines the ideological threat that Islam poses to human dignity and freedom

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  • Resources from The Asylum

    Jihad Watch

    Jihad Watch is dedicated to bringing public attention to the role that jihad theology and ideology play in the modern world and to correcting popular misconceptions about the role of jihad and religion in modern-day conflicts. By shedding as much light as possible on these matters, we hope to alert people of good will to the true nature of the present global conflict.

    Read more Jihad Watch »

  • Resources from The Asylum

    James Howard Kunstler

    Always enjoy the insights of Mr. Kunstler! Subscribe to his Substack, you won't be disappointed....well, I guess you might, since you're not me, but give it a try and see.

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  • Resources from The Asylum

    Coffee & Covid — Jeff Childers

    Jeff Childers, an attorney, writes almost everyday and his insights and humor are well worth the read.

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  • Journal of Independent Medicine (website screenshot)

    Journal of Independent Medicine

    The Journal of Independent Medicine is dedicated to advancing unbiased, multi-specialty medical research, with a focus on alternative therapies, repurposed drugs, medical ethics, and healthcare policies. By publishing essential scientific research and insights from leading global experts, the journal aims to shed light on critical, often-overlooked issues affecting the medical community.

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  • Resources from The Asylum

    The Polio Vaccine Deception: How a Tainted Medical Experiment Unleashed Cancer, Autoimmune Disease, and the Very Epidemic It Claimed to Stop

    "Government cover-up: Scientists who exposed the contamination were silenced, demoted, or dismissed." — Exposing the Darkness

    Read more The Polio Vaccine Deception: How a Tainted Medical Experiment Unleashed Cancer, Autoimmune Disease, and the Very Epidemic It Claimed to Stop »

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