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  • "In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function. We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful." — C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

    Men Without Chests — Quotes from The Asylum

    A new quote by C.S. Lewis. That's it. On a recent walk a truck veered off the road as I veered hard to my left to avoid it. Over 50 years of walking against traffic finally paid off.

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  • Cries for Help PDF Cover by REACT19 and the Brownstone Institute

    Cries for Help: Injury and Death Buried in V-Safe Data

    Soon after the so-called vaccines rolled out people let the government know what was happening to them after their shots. Surprise! No one cared.

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  • Three Muslims talking. Then they started moving to other countries to avoid us. So we started moving to those countries too.

    What Happened to My Home?

    Migration, migration, migration. Don't worry, it's teaching you tolerance. One new quote. One new meme. That is all. My afternoon French wine tastes great.

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  • No more Trump cigars. Okay, maybe just one more.

    MSM Resolve!

    The Mainstream Media shut down their Trump writers and AIs just long enough to realize how irrelevant they are. Two new memes. Some short commentary. A good quote. My afternoon beer is going down smoothly.

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  • I’ve noted many times over the years that “Islamism” is a Western construct designed to distance Islam from the crimes done in its name and in accord with its teachings. There is no concept of “Islamism” in Islamic theology or law; Islam is inherently political, and all the elements of “Islamism” are found in standard Islamic teaching across all mainstream sects and schools of jurisprudence. Cowards and trimmers still use it to court mainstream approval, but those who are more interested in truth and accuracy than mainstream acceptance and big donor checks do not use it.

    — Robert Spencer

  • Here, in Athens, we found the first full realization of all the essential traits that would come to define the West: fierce individuality and relentless ambition; daring exploration and invention; a yearning for discovery, for adventure, risk and glory. An insatiable curiosity about the world and the principles by which it operates, a hunger to know the mysteries of nature and grasp the secrets of the cosmos. An impatience with the notion of impossibility, chafing at all boundaries and limits, straining to peer into the depths of the unknown.

    — Marco Rubio

  • Mother looking at her little baby. I know what Lindsay Clancy is going through. I don't like the way you're lookin' at me.

    A Minor Proposal

    A proposal to deal with minors in a humane and civilized way. Satire based on Jonathan Swift. Three new memes. Life is sometimes like a pinball machine: your scores keeps going up, but you get bounced around a lot.

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  • Me refusing to write with AI. It ain't much, but it's honest work.

    Writing Without a Net or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Write What I Want

    My writing journey. Advice from me and others who write way better than I do. Five new memes. Lots of great quotes. I still look forward to my tea every morning.

    Read more Writing Without a Net or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Write What I Want »

  • Hunting With My Dog in Suburbia

    Taking a break from the craziness and the crazies with a story about my dog. No memes. No quotes. A few images. The garden is winding down.

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  • OTTO AND ERWIN AGAINST THE WORLD. Otto, You hear about this AI, this artificial intelligence? I don’t eat no artificial food and I ain’t listening to no artificial intelligence. Did he just say food? Original black and white cartoon by Homer Davenport, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons. Colorized with AI. Dog is totally AI generated.

    AI That Humanizes AI Text So AI Detectors Can’t Detect the AI Text—That is Still AI Text

    What's an AI Humanizer and who is the Unawriter? New commentary. Some fiction. 2 new memes. Some quotes from the guilty parties. My granola and yoghurt is good.

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  • What’s happening in France is nothing less than out of control mass migration. This isn’t about schools, this is about Islam wanting to take over a once great Country!

    — Donald J. Trump

  • No one, of course, will admit the truth, but here it is: Justin Tye and others like him aren’t “bigots” or “racists” or even “Islamophobes.” He is a man who is aware of the supremacist, expansionist, and violent character of Islam, and he doesn’t want to see his community colonized and transformed. In any other country, he would be a hero. In the U.S., he is “far right.”

    — Robert Spencer

  • You can't be suspicious of me just because I'm a Muslim. I can.

    Intifada on the Hudson: The Selling of Zohran Mamdani by Robert Spencer

    Mamdani doesn't think you should be suspicious of him just because he's a Muslim. I disagree. Three new memes. A new book review. Some good quotes. I love these organic frozen peaches.

    Read more Intifada on the Hudson: The Selling of Zohran Mamdani by Robert Spencer »

  • Adam and Eve. What's this? Artificial Intelligence. It'll help you write good. The Temptation of Adam by Jacopo Tintoretto. Text has been added.

    Prompt, Copy, Paste: AI Writing is Hard!

    The Inmate apologizes to all those AI writers he's been criticizing lately. A new meme. Some new satiric commentary. A new quote. We played Yahtzee tonight. I lost.

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The Asylum Resources

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    Games Muslims Play

    I have already listed The Religion of Peace website in resources, but this is such an excellent section of the site, I've decided to showcase it on its own.

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  • Resources from The Asylum

    BREAKING: Largest Real-World Analysis of Ivermectin + Mebendazole in Cancer Patients Shows 84.4% Clinical Benefit — Nearly HALF Report Cancer Disappearance or Regression

    "After just 6 months, 48.4% of cancer patients taking ivermectin and mebendazole reported no evidence of disease (32.8%) or tumor regression (15.6%), while 36.1% reported disease stabilization."

    Read more BREAKING: Largest Real-World Analysis of Ivermectin + Mebendazole in Cancer Patients Shows 84.4% Clinical Benefit — Nearly HALF Report Cancer Disappearance or Regression »

  • Promethean Action home page. Excellent website.

    Promethean Action

    From their about page: "Donald Trump now understands the pure evil of the Olympians and has not and will not bend to them."

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  • Resources from The Asylum

    The Covid Index

    The Covid Index is an extensive, growing directory of evidence exposing the many falsehoods promoted by dishonest officials and major media outlets throughout the COVID-19 experience. Collectively known as the 'Covid Narrative,' these false claims deceived the public about consequential issues, fueled harmful divisiveness, and ruined many lives.

    Read more The Covid Index »

  • Religion of Peace Website

    The Religion of Peace (TROP)

    TROP is a non-political, fact-based site which examines the ideological threat that Islam poses to human dignity and freedom

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  • Resources from The Asylum

    Jihad Watch

    Jihad Watch is dedicated to bringing public attention to the role that jihad theology and ideology play in the modern world and to correcting popular misconceptions about the role of jihad and religion in modern-day conflicts. By shedding as much light as possible on these matters, we hope to alert people of good will to the true nature of the present global conflict.

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  • Resources from The Asylum

    James Howard Kunstler

    Always enjoy the insights of Mr. Kunstler! Subscribe to his Substack, you won't be disappointed....well, I guess you might, since you're not me, but give it a try and see.

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  • Resources from The Asylum

    Coffee & Covid — Jeff Childers

    Jeff Childers, an attorney, writes almost everyday and his insights and humor are well worth the read.

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  • Journal of Independent Medicine (website screenshot)

    Journal of Independent Medicine

    The Journal of Independent Medicine is dedicated to advancing unbiased, multi-specialty medical research, with a focus on alternative therapies, repurposed drugs, medical ethics, and healthcare policies. By publishing essential scientific research and insights from leading global experts, the journal aims to shed light on critical, often-overlooked issues affecting the medical community.

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  • Resources from The Asylum

    The Polio Vaccine Deception: How a Tainted Medical Experiment Unleashed Cancer, Autoimmune Disease, and the Very Epidemic It Claimed to Stop

    "Government cover-up: Scientists who exposed the contamination were silenced, demoted, or dismissed." — Exposing the Darkness

    Read more The Polio Vaccine Deception: How a Tainted Medical Experiment Unleashed Cancer, Autoimmune Disease, and the Very Epidemic It Claimed to Stop »

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