Fiction


  • Mother looking at her little baby. I know what Lindsay Clancy is going through. I don't like the way you're lookin' at me.

    A Minor Proposal

    A proposal to deal with minors in a humane and civilized way. Satire based on Jonathan Swift. Three new memes. Life is sometimes like a pinball machine: your scores keeps going up, but you get bounced around a lot.

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  • Animal Farm (crossed out) Utopia

    Animal Utopia (Shock and Awe Too)

    When will there be justice for the children?

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  • Tales from The Asylum written a cave wall with an open door and light coming out of it.

    The First AI

    A new Tale from The Asylum.

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  • A couple in bed. He must be thinking about other women. I wonder if I'm controlled opposition.

    Controlled Opposition?

    Controlled opposition: who are they, where do they come from and how do we figure it out? This fictional piece answers none of those questions. Two new memes too!

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  • Tales from The Asylum written a cave wall with an open door and light coming out of it.

    The Trash Man Cometh

    A short story about trash and fighting city hall.

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  • Mt Rushmore. Washington says: Why are they wearing masks? If I had arms I would rip this damn thing off. Jefferson says: Me too! Abe, I thought you got rid of slavery. Lincoln says: I did. But I think these people are just stupid.

    Mount Maskmore

    A new Tale from the Asylum and a new meme. The Presidents are not happy.

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  • Tales from The Asylum written a cave wall with an open door and light coming out of it.

    Misaged

    Has it ever occurred to you that you might not actually be your birth age? If your age identity is different than your birth age have you ever been misaged (the horror, the horror)? A new Tale from The Asylum.

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  • Faux Movie Poster: Z28.310. The unvaccinated code. Once they label you they will find you.

    The Interview

    A new faux movie poster and a new short story about a doctor and a patient.

    3 Comment(s)

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  • Faux horror movie poster. Billions were told the vaccines had... Rare Side Effects But how rare is rare?

    Rare Side Effects

    How rare is rare? Well, it's really, really rare. Obnoxiously rare. Super rare. Stop worrying about it!

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