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Tales from The Asylum

Fiction created specifically for the discerning inmates and nobodies who inhabit The Asylum.


  • Two globalists sitting in a bar. We’ve got them all wearing masks now. Ha! What else could we do? I’ve got it! This is hilarious: one-way arrows in grocery store aisles.

    Never Forget — Follow the Arrows

    I miss aisle arrows in grocery stores. Who wants to make complicated, directional decisions after a hard day at work? A new tale from The Asylum. That is all. The grilled steaks were awesome tonight.

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  • Tales from The Asylum written a cave wall with an open door and light coming out of it.

    Risky Business

    Maybe the medical establishment needs a new business model. A new Tale from The Asylum. A new meme.

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  • Tales from The Asylum written a cave wall with an open door and light coming out of it.

    The Lucifer Interview (Vetted and Fact-Checked)

    Lucifer doesn't sound worried. Should he be? New fiction. A new quote. I fixed the water faucet down by the empty chicken coop.

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  • Two woke women. Deport the illegals. Karen, that's what Trump wants. Oh....stop the deportations. That's better. Let's go get a Latte.

    Woke White Women Reloaded

    What happens when the parameters shift? A new tale from The Asylum. A new meme. Our homemade chili never gets old.

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  • Tales from The Asylum written a cave wall with an open door and light coming out of it.

    Virtual World 10101

    I wrote this short story for fun, more than anything else. I need more fun in my life.

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  • Animal Farm (crossed out) Utopia

    Animal Utopia (Shock and Awe Too)

    When will there be justice for the children?

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  • Wolf looking at a billy goat on the roof. Judge Wolf ruled you can't go up on barn roofs. I don't care.

    The Wolf and the Billy Goat — Aesop Redux

    Breaking laws is sometimes the best option. A new Tale from the Asylum modeled after Aesop's Fables, a quote by Sun Tzu and a new meme. This still will not console Kansas City Chiefs fans.

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  • Long of line of children and adults putting cash into a USAID money chest. Don't be stingy! I'm gonna tell Uncle Trump about this.

    But U SAID!

    Trump comes at you fast. USAID employees discuss their futures. A new meme and a new Tale from The Asylum

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  • Trump just signed another executive order. But he's done now? But he's done now, right?

    Shock and Awe

    Turnabout is fair play. A new Tale from The Asylum and a new meme.

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  • Tales from The Asylum written a cave wall with an open door and light coming out of it.

    The Strike

    The horror! The horror! It's a management strike!

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