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  • People in movie theatre. Screen has monkeys with this text: Pandemic II. The Monkey Pox. Person says: I hope this is better than the first one. Another person says, I hate sequels.

    MonkeyPox: Haven’t We Seen This Before?

    There was a tabletop exercise in March of 2021 sponsored by the Nuclear Threat Initiative (NTI ) regarding biological threats. On their website(opens new window) along with a “Nuclear” tab there is also a “Biological” tab so I guess that explains their foray into pandemics. I envision six kids playing Risk at the kitchen table after school, but this game has far more serious consequences, though world domination is a common theme for both. The title of the paper summarizing the findings of the exercise is:

    Strengthening Global Systems to Prevent and Respond to High-Consequence Biological Threats

    And the introductory paragraph contains this:

    In March 2021, NTI partnered with the Munich Security Conference to conduct a tabletop exercise on reducing high-consequence biological threats.

    This is great, right? It’s always best to be prepared for unexpected biological threats. But just how unexpected is it? There are some alarming things in this paper that might make a sane person stop and contemplate it for just a few seconds before turning on Thursday Night Football in an attempt to pretend life is still normal and there is nothing whatever to be worried about. A sane person might do that. An insane person would just ignore it, turn on Thursday Night Football, order a pizza, drink some beer and schedule their next booster shot.

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  • The Asylum Quiz. a. New World Order b. The WEF c. Covid-19 d. The Great Reset e. None of the Above

    The NIH Vaccine Survey

    It's very important for us here at the National Institutes of Health (NIH) to gather important data on the vaccines. This comprehensive survey will be used to make important decisions for all the other pandemics we have planned.

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  • But wokeness also serves a deeper psychic purpose. Excellent sheephood is inherently competitive. Its purpose is to vault you into the ranks of society’s winners, to make sure that you end up with more stuff—more wealth, status, power, access, comfort, freedom—than most other people. This is not a pretty project, when you look it in the face. Wokeness functions as an alibi, a moral fig leaf. If you can tell yourself that you are really doing it to “make the world a better place” (the ubiquitous campus cliché), then the whole thing goes down a lot easier.

    William Deresiewicz

  • New from The Asylum

    News Digest: May 19 – May 22, 2022

    Dr. Kory on being a Democrat, Georgia's Voter Turnout, Young Boy dies after C-19 Vax, Record Illegals in April, L.A. Teachers Vax Requirement, Missouri Bill Supports Doctors who Prescribe Ivermectin, Masks are Toxic, The Amish had it Right, Large Pfizer Bribe and more...

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  • Colorado Dominion Voting Machine Issues: Forensic Examination Proves Vote Manipulation and Illegal Destruction of Records

    Tina Peters preserved important forensic evidence that made this report, exposing the election fraud in Colorado, possible. For that this gold star Mom has been attacked relentlessly by the MSM and its political allies.

    Read more Colorado Dominion Voting Machine Issues: Forensic Examination Proves Vote Manipulation and Illegal Destruction of Records »

  • Photo of woman breastfeeding with this text: Breastfeeding. Best Baby Formula on the Market Billions of Real World Results Safe & Effective

    Is the Baby Formula Shortage a Good Thing?

    A Midwestern Doctor has some disparaging things to say about baby formula. Maybe the shortage isn't such a bad thing after all.

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  • Nervous woman looking at computer with text: Monkey Pox Fear Porn?

    Dr. Robert Malone on Monkey Pox: Fear Porn?

    "Unless there has been some genetic alteration, either through evolution or intentional genetic manipulation, it [monkeypox virus] is not a significant biothreat, and has never been considered a high threat pathogen in the past." - Dr. Robert Malone

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  • Map of the World, Large corporate show stepping on someone. Text is: World Economic Tyranny (Color)

    World Economic Forum Annual Meeting 2022. List of Public Figures Attending.

    Yes, it's time for that annual meeting on how to implement global tyranny, but in a nice, understanding way. Here are the participants.

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  • Man stuffing a ballot box with this text: TRUMP WON. We Will Never Forget.

    Trump Won – 2000 Mules – We Will Forget When…

    Trump won in 2020. There is no moving on after a stolen election until those wrongs have been made right, until those responsible are punished. We will never forget.

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    White House Speech Writers

    Are the White House speech writers just having a good time or are they really that bad? The truth revealed!

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  • New from The Asylum

    News Digest: May 16 – May 18, 2022

    No more ministry of truth, vaxx causes Covid-19 deaths?, why continue promoting Covid vaccinations for children, FDA authorizes boosters, 10 questions for the TOGETHER Trial investigators, vaccine shedding and more.

    Read more News Digest: May 16 – May 18, 2022 »

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