The Janitor

Custodial Service Engineer

This guy exists. He’s the newest member of the staff. These other people I’m pretty sure are just alter egos of The Inmate…and his ego is big. Too big. I’ve met The Janitor. He’s kind of quiet, but he always looks like he knows something you don’t know. He smiles ever so slightly at most things I say, but then he doesn’t say anything. He just starts mopping or sweeping or emptying the trash. He’s always very nice to me, but I don’t like talking to him. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

The Janitor


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