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Tales from The Asylum

Fiction created specifically for the discerning inmates and nobodies who inhabit The Asylum.


  • Tales from The Asylum written a cave wall with an open door and light coming out of it.

    Never Forget — The Audition

    If you want to know what the Comedic Elite think of you, remember their antics during the fake pandemic.

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    The First AI

    A new Tale from The Asylum.

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  • A couple in bed. He must be thinking about other women. I wonder if I'm controlled opposition.

    Controlled Opposition?

    Controlled opposition: who are they, where do they come from and how do we figure it out? This fictional piece answers none of those questions. Two new memes too!

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    The Trash Man Cometh

    A short story about trash and fighting city hall.

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  • Mt Rushmore. Washington says: Why are they wearing masks? If I had arms I would rip this damn thing off. Jefferson says: Me too! Abe, I thought you got rid of slavery. Lincoln says: I did. But I think these people are just stupid.

    Mount Maskmore

    A new Tale from the Asylum and a new meme. The Presidents are not happy.

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    Misaged

    Has it ever occurred to you that you might not actually be your birth age? If your age identity is different than your birth age have you ever been misaged (the horror, the horror)? A new Tale from The Asylum.

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    The Threat

    Whose rules are we playing by? Whose rules should we be playing by? A new short story by The Inmate in our series Tales from The Asylum.

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    The Candy Man Can

    A new story from our new staff member, The Janitor. Unlike other staff members on The Asylum, The Janitor is not one of my alter egos. The Janitor is another, real, live human being. We've hit the big time.

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    Don’t Be Afraid

    Tales from The Asylum (our new moniker for fiction on The Asylum) presents a new short story in which the implied question asked is: "Is it ever a good idea to break the fourth wall?"

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  • Faux Movie Poster: Z28.310. The unvaccinated code. Once they label you they will find you.

    The Interview

    A new faux movie poster and a new short story about a doctor and a patient.

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