At great risk to myself, my goldfish and several moody chickens, I have obtained very recent correspondence between Fetterman and Biden.
The Fetterman
I am Fetterman
Date: | November 8, 2022 11:59 pm |
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To: | Joe Biden |
From: | President Fetterman |
Subject: | I Won! |
Hey Joe,
I won….I’m not quite sure what I won….but I hope I get it soon.
Sincerely,
President Fetterman
President Brandon
Let's Go Bra....Is that Ice Cream?
Date: | November 9, 2022 12:11 am |
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To: | The Fetterman |
From: | Joe |
Subject: | Re: I Won! |
I’m glad. I’m tired. You can take over now.
I hate being vice president.
Sincerely,
Joe
The Fetterman
Am I Fetterman
Date: | November 9, 2022 1:00 am |
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To: | Joey Biteme |
From: | John Betterman |
Subject: | Re: I Won! |
I was hoping I won the lottery…is there any way to change that?
Thanks for your participation,
John Betterman
Fake President
Where's the Podium?
Date: | November 9, 2022 3:00 am |
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To: | The Fetterman |
From: | Let's Go Brandon! |
Subject: | Re: I Won! |
You smell good.
Respectfully,
Let's Go Brandon!

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