White House Speech Writers

The White (Tyrannical) House

Speech/Teleprompter/Bullshit Department

Dude,

Did you see what I put on the teleprompter for Harris the other day? It’s hilarious. And she just reads it. She knows she’s history. No way she’s on the ticket in 2024, so she reads whatever the hell we put on there. Here it is:

“Our world is more interconnected and interdependent. That is especially true when it comes to the climate crisis, which is why we will work together, and continue to work together, to address these issues, to tackle these challenges, and to work together as we continue to work operating from the new norms, rules, and agreements, that we will convene to work together on to galvanize global action. With that, I thank you all. This is a matter of urgent priority for all of us and I know we will work on this together.”

LMFAO!

You know what else I love? We are letting the MAGA crowd know we can put these stooges in front of them and it doesn’t make any difference. We’re in charge and there’s not a damn thing they can do about it.

Anyway, that’s my entry for the bet. See if you can top that!

Regards,
Bill

The White (Tyrannical) House

Speech/Teleprompter/Bullshit Department

Admittedly, that was a good one. But I’ve had some pretty great ones with Uncle Joe too. But the thing with Joe is you never know when he’s going to go off script.

That’s when it gets really good.

Are we meeting those FBI guys tonight for cocktails? Let me know.

Sincerely,
John

We are meeting tonight.

Sincerely,
The FBI