How’s that title for click bait? My click bait skills need some work so I am going to up my game from now on.
But here’s the deal: Steve Kirsch alerted me(opens new window) to an Australian policy(opens new window) to help the families with funeral costs when their loved ones, who are COVID-19 vaccine recipients, die. If you die you can feel good that your funeral was paid for—well, assuming your loved ones qualify.
Distraught loved ones will have to suffer through a mountain of bureaucracy to receive anything by filling out a “COVID-19 Vaccine Claims Scheme Medical Report.” I know it’s probably an Australian thing, but the word “scheme” gives it a sinister, James Bond villain feel to it.
So why the headline, you ask? I don’t blame you. When I unknowingly click on click bait I can be heard to exclaim, “shit”, rather loudly from my office. I hate that because they sucked me in and I fell for it. Shit!
At the end of the online government guidelines under the title “How to calculate payments and funeral costs” there is this paragraph:If your claim involves death, find out what you can claim in the COVID-19 vaccine claims scheme policy on the Department of Health and Aged Care website.[emphasis mine]
If? If your claim involves death? The title of the entire web page is:
Deceased COVID-19 vaccine recipient payments and funeral costs[emphasis mine]
Do they have funerals in Australia that do not involve death? I’m just asking in case I decide to move there someday when California mandates vaccines for all its citizens. Or maybe they’ll limit my free speech on 
like they are criminalizing the free speech of doctors who don’t agree with THE NARRATIVE.
You Australians be careful. Don’t let the government get overly excited when they think they’ll have one less mouth breather on their overly populated continent when they pass out money for the funerals of the living.
I guess the upside is you could go to your own funeral—just make sure it’s open casket.
The other thing about this, that Kirsch points out, is this is an admission that the vaccines kill people.
I suppose it could also be seen, by The Powers That Be (TPTB), as a motivation to get vaccinated. “Hey, if I die from the vaccine, they’ll pay for my funeral! WooHoo! We’re livin’ large now!”
There’s no downside for the people down under who are going down under.
That was bad.
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Don’t worry babe, thanks to Australia I’m dead and this funeral is all paid for.
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So I’m reading Jonathan Swift’s essay, “A Modest Proposal”, and realize the narrator of the satirical essay uses the word “scheme” several times in reference to his proposal to solve the problems in Ireland. Probably not an intentional correlation, but it reminds of Yahoo naming their company Yahoo, possibly not even knowing the reference from Swift’s Gulliver’s Travels.