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|Date:||May 13, 2022 2:13 am|
|Subject:||The Great MAGA King?!?!|
What the freaking hell is wrong with you? First it’s ULTRA MAGA and now this? You are creating a meme factory for these MAGA pieces of shit!
Can’t someone stop Joe? Why don’t we just CGI him? He’s going to single-handedly win this election for every MAGA candidate in your stupid, fucking country. They’ll be chanting “MAGA King” for months to come!
If you keep this up we’ll have to bring in the Aliens now. I don’t want to do that, I want to save that until we absolutely need it.
Somebody think of something! We can’t have another screw up like this.
Thanks for your participation,
The White House
We make the laws all you have to do is obey them
|Date:||May 13, 2022 1:00 pm|
|Subject:||Re: The Great MAGA King?!?!|
I like to watch.