I obtained these at great personal risk. More to come.
|Date:||February 7, 2022 10:08 am|
|Subject:||There's a Problem with The Orderly|
The Orderly is refusing to get vaccinated. We’ve met his insurance demands, his salary demands, his vacation demands, his office space demands and several other demands including a private bathroom, lunch stipend and a universal voter ID card (I really have no idea how we’re going to pull that off).
I have assured him that the only reason we are requiring this is for the safety of all our employees. I’ve appealed to his moral character and explained that anyone who is anyone says these are “safe and effective.”
“Will you please do this for the good of your fellow human beings?” I asked him.
That’s like his favorite word. I think he used it 20 times during the negotiation with no explanation. Just “no.” I’m not sure what to do, sir. There is not a better cartoonist, but if he won’t follow the science, there’s really nothing we can do.
I hate to say it, but we’re just going to have to find someone else.
Should I start interviewing other cartoonists?
|Date:||February 7, 2022 11:09 am|
|Subject:||Re: There's a Problem with The Orderly|